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If you see me or any peeps giving out this ticket, pleaseeeeeee take it! It's fucking freaking effing freeeeeeeeee!
Just give me your name and contact no and I will not pester you nor give you this shit to you ever again okay!
Omg I didn't get to finish giving out all the tickets today and I have to go down to Serangoon alone to get another hundred tickets?
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Today I found out that bengs, malay dudes and dudettes, and beng look-a-likes are the best people to approach man!
We crapped our way out and they gladly write down their names and numbers. Nice right?
We just approach them when they're smoking or there're at Starbucks drinking coffee and they just say okay when we ask them whether they want the tickets.
Love of these kind of people okay!
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And today I found out that only specific few Aunties and Uncles will help us out.
However, most of them just see us like some bacteria or some epidemic coming towards them lor, then they did the obvious thing to siam us or give the "freaky aunty stare" or just ignore us.
Wah tmd, we're just doing work like you all will be doing right? Some more I'm not like asking you for donations leh.
The tickets are free and which part of that don't they understand?!
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Here's the best one: (idea kopped from Jolene's blog)
We walked past some pastry shop and the aunty was nice and talked to us once when we're doing our rounds, promoting the product that is.
Then we think think abit and decided to approach her to see if she want it.
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Jolene: "Aunty you want this ticket? It's free and it's okay if you don't want to attend it. We're just giving it out till it finishes. We just need your name and contact no..."
Fucktard Aunty: "Eh don't want lah. Don't want to give number lah, heheheehe(imagine aunty laugh like braking lidat)"
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She think we like her or what sia? Want her number to jio her out or smth is it?
Retarded fucktard.
Act one young think she's very pretty and don't want to give number, like shy some more! Pukes blood and tio rammed by 18-wheeler. (*choy x infinity)
Tsk tsk, aunties nowadays like to act one young only. Young at heart jiu nvm lah, omg this particular aunty uh.
I don't know what to do when I see her again tmr. Same with that uncle or man from the cd shop. Idiot only.
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Haha, the story I got edited abit. The laughing part I add one but she did laugh okay!
And hopefully tmr's saturday so got more youngsters there for us to approach? Our whole list like 95% is dudes lor hahaha.
Don't think otherwise okay! I just happen to see the list and see all the guys names and tio chua haha -.-
"Eh how come like no girls name one?"
Jolene also tio chua haha! Seriously, dont think otherwise pleaseeeee -.-
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Oh and we managed to sell 3 tickets in the morning! Super happy 'cos we broke zero can! :D
Hopefully our luck would be better tmr :)
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p/s: please rain tmr and on sunday. I can't stand the fucking heat.